razoree

467 pts · July 9, 2015


That's an ape

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, which calculus? Cal1, maybe. Cal2,3, differential equations; not a chance.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Complaint

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not remotely. If you have a thumper you might get 140 proof. Then you're going to temper it down to 90 proof.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Throw in both heels and you got yourself a deal.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I smell a conspiracy! That or peanut butter cookies.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this bread shortage is good for you since the demand of peanut butter will be going down as all the pb&j sammich people leave the market.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it matter? There’s a bread shortage!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They also shoot heroin behind the dumpster at the EZ Mart. I would put too much into what they do.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Forgot?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what happens when you assume?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Definitely CGI

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Five men or three boys or one guy self conscious about the size of his dick.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That hits close. Worked at a lube express while in college. No matter what happened after they left, it’s always the oil change that did it.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think the word you’re looking for is stereotype.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That’s his boner. You can’t lie on the internet.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Everyone of your comments was about Vietnam. So do you think those tactics would be allowed in the US against US citizens? Simple yes/no

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you think tactics of the Vietnam war would happen against US citizens inside the US? Indescriminately kill everyone without due process?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You think that would happen here? Why didn’t the US military just blow up the guys that took over the state park in Oregon? Due process.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I’m not sure you understand guerilla warfare. 1/100th of the US fighting an irregular war would be unbeatable without just killing everyone.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

*10:30am

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, he couldn’t. Tannerite requires at least 2000 ft/sec to ignite it. 50 BMG drops below 2000ft/sec at 1000 yards, for reference.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

That depends on who’s on the mound. I would have beat you into oblivion if you came at me. Always wanted to happen, but no one had the balls

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Russian sex is weird

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So Subarus are for people that like to have sex with women. Got it.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

A lesbian man?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It’s just the outside of the onion

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That's so juvenile. His mom its probably a broadsword and its dad is a rapier.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But, in all honesty, there's no chance I would have ever been in a relationship with someone like this girl. 3/2

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0