razetherunner

38687 pts · March 2, 2014


I use sarcasm for humor and on reflex. Passive aggression is a waste of good wordplay.

my brain insisted that said "eating out and working better" for at least 3 passes, and i couldn't figure out what the problem was

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do you have any idea how long laudanum (literally opium mixed with alcohol) was prescribed as a medication? cause it was more than a day.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

awww... you did the joke but you made it sad...

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i mean, i'll use a razor to ring-cut 2/0 for the incoming on a service panel, but anything under #2 you can do with regular strippers easily

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

normally i enjoy making fun of people who only use those shitty pre-sized ones, but he didn't even have that!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 i have two alarms set so i have enough time to get a solid power nap in every morning before work. snooze is too short.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we have special days for certain groups of people? my life consists of work days and laundry days, with the occasional sick day for spice.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

see, Hel (or Helheim) is the underworld of Norse Mythology, typically reffered to as a frozen wasteland. Muspelheim is basically lavaworld.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i do the same with all the Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and Overwatch stuff. no intention of playing any of them, still click on the dumps =/

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i like how you say "was" as if my Gamecube were NOT still hooked up to my TV and ready to play at any time. which would be ridiculous.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

well that's just a matter of whether you spell it with one L or two. for clarity, just say muspelheim, home of the fire giants.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

well and it obviously wasn't anal since he got preggers with Odin's steed. the point being, i missed the intended joke by a wide margin.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i even saw the tag, and STILL my first thought was "Loki didn't rape that horse! if anything— oh wait, that's not what you're talking about"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i want to go to there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so it turned out pretty true-to-life then?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i looks like it's going to eat me. i'm having flashbacks of childhood fears i didn't even have looking at this thing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe i'm mushing memories together incorrectly, it's been a while since i've read it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 A reminder that Romeo and Juliet is a WARNING, not an example, and #10 is just the greatest thing. Do Othello and Midsummer too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...there is a film version of it with Gary Oldman and Tim Roth? HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Hades in The Lighting Thief (the book, exclusively) is one of my favorites. He's just tired and overworked and wants to be a rockstar.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

that sounds really nice actually. is anyone hiring and how tolerant are they of people enthusiastic about—but bad at learning—new languages?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

it's more that it was so far from being as good as the first one than that it was outright bad, just incredibly mediocre, at least to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

weak storyline, most of the jokes were bad-cheesy, the plot twists didn't. it was a B-movie that didn't bother being bad enough to be good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the same joke as every time something depressingly mediocre gets made in an otherwise great series: we pretend it never happened.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

do they still have rock shows that randomly turn into kung fu matches with superpowers? or was that just a fad for a few years?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no reference, just commenting on the strange enumeration of the franchise.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

it's weird how they just skipped a 2. just MIB, the cartoon show, then 3 out of nowhere years later, with no other film in the middle...

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

i just remind myself that 'ye' was a real word and the plural of 'you,' which means you can replace it with "y'all" and laugh instead of cry

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

the problem i have with finding even passable character art seems to be that i played a barbarian who actually wore clothes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...but... rain is pretty. it makes me happy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0