ravenize

694 pts ยท October 23, 2012


Can't feel my legs

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The comment

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea because let's let Marvel Aka Disney have a monopoly on everything in the entertainment world....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Bullshit. My girlfriend spends hours and hours everyday watching YouTube videos of home cooking and eating. She would watch her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If by clapped you mean cheated, then yes. He's done that a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 13

Let me see. Ah, yes. Lembas bread. And look! More lembas bread.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pensacola!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just tease her enough to where she grabs it and shoves it in.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

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12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend named my penis Zeus, so this is actually all way too familiar to me.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

NOT EVEN A RAIDING GUILD PFFT, CASUALS

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did someone say "upvotes"? Here you go!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Laughed out Loud.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Open your eyes.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And I will do them in a house.
And I will do them with a mouse.
And I will do them here and there.
Say! I will do them ANYWHERE!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will do them in a box.
And I will do them with a fox.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would do them in a boat!
And I would do them with a goat.
And I will do them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ain't biden' it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pregnant or fat?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love this......

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend is horny 24/7. I actually can't keep up, it's emasculating.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"SHE WANTS THE SUPER D"

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Scumbag Cassini taking my picture while I'm naked in the shower >.<

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Want to have sex with me? "ew no" .... THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Nothing wrong with wanting to help people :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By pool you meant man-made lake right?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably the most factual comment today.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct, idk the name of the paradox, but it basically concludes that we have to believe that nothing created everything.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone should fill up the starved baked potato with their sour cream.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Technically nature did evolve the wheel. It evolved humans who created the wheel.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1