Hello, I'm me. I'm an archaeologist and I spend way too much time on this website. Despite what my username may suggest I am neither a cookie nor rather large. I am however filled with doom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk0EVAqCxrc As private parts to the trolls we are, they play with us for their sport....
Ha, what a blast from the past. Off them mostly - have a few when drunk, but I don't smoke habitually anymore.
I love that gif more than I can express.
Can confirm. You get extra gainz if you dent the floor.
YES.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I NOTICED THE USERNAME FIRST. I scrolled straight to the end. Do I get a prize?
HOw do I get her job?
I've been meaning to clean my bedroom at the weekend for..... oooooh... about two years now. Somehow alcohol and internet always win.
OH MY GOD THE EARS POPPING UP.
I didn't know that. I'm really sad now.
I kept joking about that until I saw it. Now I say it seriously.
We planted lupins in our back garden exclusively because of that sketch.
I'd say "well duh!"
Not feeling the Bern? I mean, you may as well put a vote *somewhere*...
Someone like Bernie Sanders only comes along once every few decades. For yourselves and the rest of the world, choose him! Please!
Frozen veg and meat and putting aside one or two evenings a week to make big batch meals does wonders for the wallet and nutrition.
I didn't realise how happy images and recipes would make me. So relieved not to see "TASTY!" anywhere. Take note Linda.
OMG that's now. @Imthesheetmusictoyoursightreading how did it go???
*Tequila offers great advice. Like it was totally right about how I'm not vomiting enough ever.
She has no time for this sort of carry on, she has organic quinoa to be making and fair trade Christmas cards to recycle.
It's probably on the front page of reddit right now.
Tis only gorgeous, amiright?
The coffee one is pretty fucking delicious too, don't get me wrong. Any tequila is good tequila.
There's your head, and there's the whole joke whizzing over it...
It's grand, we don't have that fancy type of bacteria here. Only good, wholesome dirt in these parts.
Also, I'm now drinking more red wine because I am Irish and I never learn.
It's the best. The only thing that tops it is a little bit of dark chocolate flavoured tequila. That shit is THE shit.
The red wine and port and stout and more red wine and the baileys with Jameson and milk seemed like such a good idea before this morning...
It's all about building up your strength at the start. So she can't get to the floor with proper form, she's doing something at least.
It was rumoured and then confirmed by Abrams in the last day or so. It's been ALL OVER my Facebook.