raphaelturtle

25418 pts · November 18, 2011


Control: “the power to influence or direct people’s behavior or the course of events.” If laws aren’t control than nothing is.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Right, laws control people. I’m not against laws. In many cases they are necessary, but they are absolutely about control. All I was saying.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

“A rule or directive made and maintained by an authority.” Its control, but cool bullshit you’re on dude.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 20

“Genre”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfect, I was like how do I describe the joke?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes basically.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ashes to ashes and all that stuff. We all return.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyways......

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you realize that all existence rests on what physics grants you and you understand that your skeleton will be but bones in the ground.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And after you taste the Earth you seek more and dig to find truffles but they never come.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is actually a texture you can only get with cauliflower. It’s “squeeze squeeze crunch.” And then you taste Earth and become one with it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fair enough

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t really get why you would root for the lion. That thing has but eaten a lot of animals alive. Why is he more moral than the hyenas?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It is weirdly good for knowing when to go outside. 0-100 are ok with the right clothing. Lower or higher can be seriously dangerous.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

That actually would be pretty badass.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darth fucking Plagueis

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My favorite Looney Tunes cartoon of all time.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I agree it’s lampshading, but isn’t that a type of fourth wall breaking.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For real?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Classic ships!”

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, I still actually felt really bad for him in that one. He thought she was gonna be excited. :(

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s a Muppet.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just watched it and got chills the whole time. The movie isn’t as good as the music, but that would be impossible, the music is sublime.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is such bullshit. I’m sorry but dogs have been genetically engineered to be lovable. I love them too, but humans are better.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yessir

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

She most likely has autism. Those are noise canceling headphones.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yep yep and yep. I really think McDonalds is unfairly maligned personally. They have some good shit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally, I love the double quarter pounder after they recently changed it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes masterbating monkey, it is.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0