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2093 pts ยท June 5, 2016


You better watch how you talkin and where you walkin. No really you should, look what happens if you don't.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Found the virgin

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grow a pair. Sorry had to say it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 18

Handjob for $5.99? Sign me up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's just heroin withdrawal

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So how did they taste?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I don't know man that first one seems a bit crusty

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is some bull shit right there

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I bet he/she is very sorry

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My idiot friend doesn't know what he's looking at

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

Van accessible

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea good point. Something about the gun/rifle made it more badass at the time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You forgot the rope that never fulfills its purpose. And maybe upgrade to BB gun. Other than that seems about right.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's like acupuncture but with concussions

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*slow clap*

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ok that's bullshit I've never found any ecstacy while playing soccer

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Do you know what happens when you go against the government in Iran? That's what the coach is telling him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spaced out for a second

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot Sibel Kekilli. She's also dabbled in porn.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haram means forbidden in Arabic

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see no winners here

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Anyone wearing any turban with a beard on an airport is either not a terrorist or a really really bad one

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

After looking at your photo with Bob Camp, I'm glad you get searched.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

The Sikh turban is not a staple of terrorists. It's a Sikh staple. Easily distinguishable.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oui appreciate your grandfather's service

9 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 5

Two chow servings for lunch or he's a dead dog

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Showing results for beautiful scenery

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I thought that... Nevermind then.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddammit Bernie we already talked about this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's shenaniggas or you're racist

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4