randomnass

14276 pts · August 21, 2013


They did it on r/TIFU too

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

She’s the best thing in Yellowjackets

2 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

Careless Whisper would’ve been better

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This town needs an enema!

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tildes is gaining in popularity but you need an invite, but I don’t know how

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We don’t call 911 in the house

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

You used to be able to get free doughnuts at Krispy Kreme if you dressed like a pirate or talk like one. Don’t know how that works in 2020

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be better without the music

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know 90 doesn’t seem like much to people in Arizona but you have to understand most people don’t have AC here

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are living in a dystopian future right now

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Did she fuck and run?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Air dryers don’t work worth shit

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Shit’s banana, yo

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It needs a wedge of toilet paper to be official

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna pay you $100 to fuck off

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Keep Portland weird

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The inspiration for this was 9 1/2 Weeks. I recommend doing research for science

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My people need me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to believe

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What happens on Spring Break stays at Spring Break

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There’s a rock in Omaha that cars have got caught up on which has its own Facebook page and subreddit

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show me, show me, how you do that trick

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Somebody stop me!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope they know witch way they’re going

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No u

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s me. Skinny legs, with a big belly

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Way to keep it weird, Japan

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Game over, man! Game over!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He wants to eat a bag of Dick’s

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0