randomist

1551 pts · August 18, 2012


what can i say about myself. I have a general tendency to be mildly funny but disproportionately misunderstood! send me a message anytime! I will listen

Well Dylan wrote her a banger. Baby baby, I wanna do you do you...

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Porn Rerlman...guy is a complete Dick

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Think you've been 'aving a bad day, mate?" Dog in a british accent

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#8 Isn that also called a chequebook?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Out of his mouth

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

To be fair, Aragorn did way more manly stuff than I will ever do so...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apologetically laughs*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Shout out to the KW region!. Referring to the movie listings post

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You arent the only one he beat to...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's called Tactical

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post is way more fun if you read it to the tune of We didnt start the fire

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snoop Dogg..he’s the shizzle

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parks and Recreation

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Davoine showerhandle

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Now that is a catch, my friends.....a catch and release

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer DX but NWO wasnt bad either. Glad to see your dad is also a wrestling fan...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Common denominator 1/tan(x) + sin(x)/tan(x) 1/tan(x) is cot(x) And since tan(x) = sin(x) / cos(x) Therefore expression 1 becomes your answer

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are good at doing the ‘Forest Whitaker’ eye :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get yourself a netflix subscription. Also set some “me” goals and believe that dragons do exist

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The dude awakens

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

"I dont care if 1 person sees this" name of your new sex tape!

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Dr Rotinaj

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mose is a master baiter....if you getz the reference

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

The getting into his pants joke?

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Jazz hands!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BT 7274

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lestrade would be the perfect muggle

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude did a great job but he looks pretty stoned...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When does starbucks ever write the proper name?

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