- - - - Me - - - - I am just some random guy of a random age between 21 and 101. With a random hair, Random facial hair, and random eyes. Who is randomly on Imgur. Accessing From a random country. With random interests, and random desires. I ask you please to respect my randominity. - - - - Approval Process - - - - Send me anything, with a random "please approve this _______" message, and I will let you know if I approve, or I will refer you to another department. - - - - Oath & Guidelines- - - - I {Name Redacted} do hereby swear before The Elders of the Internet, That upon accepting the title of RandomInternetGuyApproved pledge my unwavering devotion to uphold the sacred truths. RandomInternetGuyApproved must view, and evaluate all Items, images, & messages sent to them for Approval and provide a fair analysis and a response. Items, images, & messages that violate any laws shall be discarded at the moment any violation become evident to the account holder of RandomInternetGuyApproved. No item, image, or message sent to RandomInternetGuyApproved shall be re distributed or viewed by another, unless original sender requests it. No item, image, or message sent to RandomInternetGuyApproved may be used by the account holder against the original sender or any other member of the community. Upon request of original sender may ask of RandomInternetGuyApproved to repost to show that the Approval is official. Images or comments that do not meet the community guidelines may be refused to be reposted by account holder of RandomInternetGuyApproved. At any time original sender can request the deletion or removal of any approvals, images, or messages sent to the person holding the title of RandomInternetGuyApproved. RandomInternetGuyApproved must then promptly remove the content is a safe and courteous manner. If this makes the front page the person gets it there can design a an image or gif for me to post on approved messages for 1 Year from date of reaching the front page. When an image/message does not meet guidelines to be approved, original sender will be sent to another department. Advice may be given as to how to obtain approval. Items images, and Messages may be resubmitted for approval at a later date. Upon Signing the Name of the Account holder shall be stricken from the records until at such a time they resign from the position of RandomInternetGuyApproved. It is the Duty of the account holder to protect his randominity whenever possible. Any breach of this randominity shall call for an investigation by the Elders of the Internet, or constitute ground for a no confidence vote to be held by members of the internet. Those representing the title of RandomInternetGuyApproved may be removed from this position if a formal petition is sone and sent to the Elders of the Internet. At which point the person must step down from the position and remove any approved content and disable his account. Upon this signature {Redacted} as of the 11th day in April during the year 2017, account holder shall be bound by the oath and guidelines henceforth. - - - -More info about me - - - -. Random Hobbies. Random Job. Random Approval Random side jobs. Random Gaming career Random Gender Identity Random Beer Olympic Champion Random xkZhi94J2C Random outdoor activity person Random Weight Random Body type Random Posts Random gender preference Random Reference getter randomly Random Nudes of those 18-98 Accepted Random Spelling and Grammatical skill Random Favourite amino acid Random reasons as to Single Random Random Random Favourites Random Comments - - - -Tragic Back Story - - - - One day I randomly left home and flipped a coin and began walking in a random direction, since that fateful day and random chance I have found myself here. There was many random sorrows and random joys along the way. Though I wouldn't change any of it not even for a Random Random Generator. Now it is your Turn take a random change and randomly message me. I will wait. P.S. Random. Are you still reading this. I had not planned on this. Ummmm . . . well . . . *looks around* . . . Oh! I have an idea. I know I know this will be great . . . or horrible . . . i guess we will have to see. I am sure it will work out for the best and everyone will have fun. Now go ahead and do do that and when I receive it, there will be much rejoicing. Wait . . . you can't be serious! I didn't tell you what to do? Sorry it should have been up there where i talked about having an idea. You have my sincerest apologies. I don't know if i can ever live that down my how embarrassing. Oh well now you know so send away. Ok so the monkeys in editing just informed me I still didn't say what you need to do. So the first thing you need to do is take a screenshot then send it. And then you will have your reward. I heard from randominternetguydoesnotapprove and well he doesn't approve of my profile, because tell you what to screenshot. You are supposed to screenshot the line where I put the random string of characters in - - - - more info - - - - section. Sorry this is getting tiresome I know but in all fairness I have monkeys doing the editing. So some have asked the reward what is it? Well it’s a ummmm *digging noise* No not that. * sorting noise* no i still have use for that. * Scratching Sound* of there we go. The reward is a priceless one of a kind Zoidberg Gif. There you go thank you I am sure you squealing with joy. Really you're kidding me they are that simple. Uhhh fine ok. *footsteps getting closer* Hello you reading this apparently I need to to tell you to send that screenshot to me. Some Kim or john is upset he has being getting all these profile screenshots of my profile and it is making him ill. I think that is what he said. I am not sure but whatever. Send it to me to me. Seriously *footsteps getting closer*. OK!, OK!, stop sending them to me. Me is very upset that they are getting them all now so send them to randominternetguyapproved. And include message “Send me blank“ where blank is whatever you want me to send. I will try to accommodate your request but no promises. And send password 1Randomrequest. That part is secret, and to make sure you are paying attention. Why would anyone read this far after all. I mean really you deserve a reward for reading all of this. Oh and Have a Nice Day.
Thank you.
not that I am aware of I googled approved gif.
So horny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_4iGNz2Wk
Roll for initiative.
He shoots first. Less chasing that way.
Did you buy the helmet or did you make it? If you made it do you have a good source for blueprints?
Approved.
OH YEAH!!!
I attack the walls.
Praise the sun.
Dildo Rick
This post is on four, I mean five, I mean Fire.
What is the job?
Ice bear approves this post.
If you can, having some one else to go with makes you accountable to more then just you.
That is America’s weight loss.
I once had a war trumpet as my text notification. At first it was great but then I noticed I became combative when ever I heard it.
But those meat piles absorb and trap our skeleton brothers
Yes?
No house flys. It’s right on the label.
You can also delete a friend and re add them.
Yes?
Thanks but that was almost a year ago I posted that.
I wish i could upvote this twice.
I have a shiny fire puppy. This makes me excited for when he grows up.
Get up and move during the day if you sit still to long. your brain and body start powering down.
I approve. I went from a near 129 lbs to 266.6 lbs of pure muscles.
I don't know if your right or not but +1 for nostalgia
The black guy at the back is the fastest guy in the universe.