4619 pts · June 13, 2012
I gave my pit bull a whole egg once. She had no idea what to do with it so I had to take it out of her mouth and crack it for her. ????
It’s called flomping. I just made it up.
Seriously, all gentlemen: learn how to dance. I had an ex who could dance. It was the sexiest damn foreplay of my life.
I, too, am an older lady that likes to be held
This post is from literally years ago. I know this because I haven't opened this app in years but did today because they changed the icon.
It's nice they left space for bikes to still pass :)
That's the joke (I hope)
No shit?! I had no idea! Thanks!
That is a really good point.
Looks based on the iconic bedroom from Good Night Moon. (Even has the brush on the windowsill)
Okay, but it's TJ Maxx, right? Or have I been getting it wrong all this time?
If you feel that way, it's fine, but please be up front with your partner about it so you're both on the same page. /unsolicitedadvice
I always read the Aperture logo as Caperture.
The narrator switches from Alice to Mimi in the second half of the story. That tripped me up at first.
And it's a laundry sink :)
(On Instagram)
K everyone, listen up. Staffordshire Bull Terriers are one of many breeds in the unofficial "pit bull" category. Follow @theblueboys :)
Laughed so hard dropped phone on face. Ow. +1
Quite the contrary!
*plane
A mom gets on a plan with four children, two of whom are babies? I'm glad there was a person willing to help, but what was her plan if not?
I hope this story increases public awareness of the cruelty of Breed Specific Legislation- that would be the silver lining to this story.
At least twice!
Problem is in my town apparently they let every no-talent self-described "artist" make a mural. It's awful.
And the wings have wings!
http://www.americanadoptions.com/adoption/article_view/article_id/4481?cId=8 3/3
You can get a federal adoption tax credit which essentially makes the adoption free. That being said, having any child is expensive. Source:
Adopting through an agency is indeed expensive. Adoption from foster care, if you're in the US, is free and the child is subsidized. Also,
Goddamn, that was the dumbest, most hilarious gif I've ever seen. +1
A hair salon in my town had a "dad's night" where dads would learn how to style their daughter's hair. Awesome.
I gave my pit bull a whole egg once. She had no idea what to do with it so I had to take it out of her mouth and crack it for her. ????
It’s called flomping. I just made it up.
Seriously, all gentlemen: learn how to dance. I had an ex who could dance. It was the sexiest damn foreplay of my life.
I, too, am an older lady that likes to be held
This post is from literally years ago. I know this because I haven't opened this app in years but did today because they changed the icon.
It's nice they left space for bikes to still pass :)
That's the joke (I hope)
No shit?! I had no idea! Thanks!
That is a really good point.
Looks based on the iconic bedroom from Good Night Moon. (Even has the brush on the windowsill)
Okay, but it's TJ Maxx, right? Or have I been getting it wrong all this time?
If you feel that way, it's fine, but please be up front with your partner about it so you're both on the same page. /unsolicitedadvice
I always read the Aperture logo as Caperture.
The narrator switches from Alice to Mimi in the second half of the story. That tripped me up at first.
And it's a laundry sink :)
(On Instagram)
K everyone, listen up. Staffordshire Bull Terriers are one of many breeds in the unofficial "pit bull" category. Follow @theblueboys :)
Laughed so hard dropped phone on face. Ow. +1
Quite the contrary!
*plane
A mom gets on a plan with four children, two of whom are babies? I'm glad there was a person willing to help, but what was her plan if not?
I hope this story increases public awareness of the cruelty of Breed Specific Legislation- that would be the silver lining to this story.
At least twice!
Problem is in my town apparently they let every no-talent self-described "artist" make a mural. It's awful.
And the wings have wings!
http://www.americanadoptions.com/adoption/article_view/article_id/4481?cId=8 3/3
You can get a federal adoption tax credit which essentially makes the adoption free. That being said, having any child is expensive. Source:
Adopting through an agency is indeed expensive. Adoption from foster care, if you're in the US, is free and the child is subsidized. Also,
Goddamn, that was the dumbest, most hilarious gif I've ever seen. +1
A hair salon in my town had a "dad's night" where dads would learn how to style their daughter's hair. Awesome.