quitethecontrary

4619 pts · June 13, 2012


I gave my pit bull a whole egg once. She had no idea what to do with it so I had to take it out of her mouth and crack it for her. ????

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

It’s called flomping. I just made it up.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Seriously, all gentlemen: learn how to dance. I had an ex who could dance. It was the sexiest damn foreplay of my life.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I, too, am an older lady that likes to be held

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This post is from literally years ago. I know this because I haven't opened this app in years but did today because they changed the icon.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's nice they left space for bikes to still pass :)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's the joke (I hope)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No shit?! I had no idea! Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a really good point.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Looks based on the iconic bedroom from Good Night Moon. (Even has the brush on the windowsill)

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Okay, but it's TJ Maxx, right? Or have I been getting it wrong all this time?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If you feel that way, it's fine, but please be up front with your partner about it so you're both on the same page. /unsolicitedadvice

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I always read the Aperture logo as Caperture.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The narrator switches from Alice to Mimi in the second half of the story. That tripped me up at first.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

And it's a laundry sink :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(On Instagram)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

K everyone, listen up. Staffordshire Bull Terriers are one of many breeds in the unofficial "pit bull" category. Follow @theblueboys :)

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Laughed so hard dropped phone on face. Ow. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quite the contrary!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

*plane

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

A mom gets on a plan with four children, two of whom are babies? I'm glad there was a person willing to help, but what was her plan if not?

9 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 7

I hope this story increases public awareness of the cruelty of Breed Specific Legislation- that would be the silver lining to this story.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

At least twice!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Problem is in my town apparently they let every no-talent self-described "artist" make a mural. It's awful.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And the wings have wings!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get a federal adoption tax credit which essentially makes the adoption free. That being said, having any child is expensive. Source:

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Adopting through an agency is indeed expensive. Adoption from foster care, if you're in the US, is free and the child is subsidized. Also,

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Goddamn, that was the dumbest, most hilarious gif I've ever seen. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A hair salon in my town had a "dad's night" where dads would learn how to style their daughter's hair. Awesome.

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