quicktochuckle

32267 pts · December 3, 2014


Hi there! I'm an artist (mostly sculptor and painter). I like practical and/or freaking cool/artsy things. I'm thoroughly liberal progressive, atheist (still LOVE CHRISTMAS), and nerdy! Things I love: TRAVEL (I'm a big believer in seeing and experiencing as much of the world as I can), baking (I almost became a pastry chef/cake decorator), thrift shopping (I love telling someone who complimented an item I'm wearing that I only got it for $4. I'm cheap, but with taste lol), Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, The Young Turks/Wolf PAC, tattoos, anything to do with Impressionism (Monet, Renoir, Degas… <3), or the Renaissance (Leonardo da Vinci, Donatello, Raphael (basically all the turtles), Botticelli…the city of Florence), comedy/stand-up (Louis CK, Tig Notaro, Sarah Silverman, Robin Williams, John Mulaney, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Stephen Wright, Mitch Helberg, Seth Rogan) Disney/Pixar (but also Hayao Miyazaki), DOCUMENTARIES, fooooooooooood, big dogs (I have one named Toby and he's a great oaf), tea and coffee (I drink a LOT of tea), cows and pandas are my favorite animals, playing video games (Super Mario 64 is my favorite of all time, but I have a PS3 and am wanting to learn about new games), the outdoors (hiking, camping, bonfires <3), books!!!!, and SPAAAACE!!!!! I drink occasionally (wine, beer, whiskey, vodka) but I am more of a smoker. I like practical and/or artsy things! I love to laugh! And… yeah, that’s me :D

I live in rural Minnesota next to rural North Dakota. I've found the land of your people. They all congregated here.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm doubting there are any Lutherans in my area taking Easter Sunday off to muck about in an ice cream truck, much to my dismay.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I WANT IT SO MUCH IT'S ASTOUNDING. My mouth just fucking flooded... I gotta go to Coldstone. Oh boy I shouldn't drive. ..delivery ice cream?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

We just lean on each other and talk about it. And then struggle silently through the religious portions of family gatherings together. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cousin and I are experiencing the same shit in different branches of the family. Pushing back will get us disowned. Like actually. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no interest in convincing them of anything other than that I am an atheist and they should reciprocate the respect I have given them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I understand the idea of live and let live, but that doesn't happen with *most* conservative Christians. So why should I accomodate them?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I shit you not, my aunt spent 30 minutes rubbing my back and talking to me about Jesus one day when I made a joke about becoming Jewish. 3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Season on who can get me to convert. I spent decades in silence and as soon as my Christian relatives found out I'm atheist they lost it. 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My problem is that that is exactly how I have functioned my whole life. Then my family found out I'm not Christian and suddenly it's open 1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I was gonna say.. like I get doing something for the happiness of others, but also, the expectation to fake religious interest is absurd.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This has reached 'your mom' level in overused punchlines.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Potato, tomato.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess it was necessary to add /s for people to get it...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes, but if everything were up to ol' Benny boy we would have a turkey for a national bird. Perspective. Take some, leave some.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

We won't stop shouting about. "PAY ATTENTION TO ME BUT YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!!!" So fucking loony lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And shove our culture & language down everyone's throats, but then gets pissy when the world pays attention and has comments on the BS 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is fucking hysterical to me that the US bullies its way into everything and talks ad nauseum about how we're the best at just everything1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm foolish because I think your comment is naive? Fine. But it's still laughably naive. So I guess that makes me extra foolish.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Americans are pissy that Canadians can actually show knowledge of content and context in domestic affairs. Not exactly reciprocal.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Listen to Americans try and talk to Canadians about health care. Listen to how condescending people are about Canadian systems.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Americans have endless opinions and endless motivation to not only share those opinions, but argue them to the death.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do Americans think they know everything about everywhere else? Seriously, your comment made me laugh.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Me when my BF finds my g-spot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they each are individually beautiful, but I don't much like the flow and composition of them all together.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I missed it entirely. So not only do I not remember her, I was unaware of this gaffe. Pretty funny and entirely relatable. +1

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I drove for 10 hours by myself listening to Radio Lab podcasts. It was the BEST car trip. I learned SO. FUCKING. MUCH.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I also listened to the Minnesota Public Radio segment they did on her. Goddamn it I love MPR/NPR

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 4

Gollum or Horcrux Voldemort?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0