queryable

70461 pts ยท February 26, 2012


This is my public profile. I'm writing something about myself!

Yeah, it's the vegan kids you need to worry about, not the many thousands of overweight and obese children who no doubt get plenty of meat.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So is reality.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Guys, can we start the GoFundMe campaign for an assassin already? I'll chip in a few bucks. Stretch goals: the rest of his administration.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Playing Overcooked with my GF: "why are you leaving raw hamburger meat everywhere?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luckily "body autonomy" weighs much more heavily than "fairness".

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 7

If this interests you, check out shapeways.com to print any 3D model. I printed my gf a silver pendant I designed, it's awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ what a fucking idiot. Out of sheer spite we should all start funding a company that builds ladders and help illegals.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Haha, after I wrote that I checked to see if anyone had already made one and arrived on the same page. Tweets are disturbingly accurate..

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I swear this guy's speech writer is a Markov chain text generator.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Hopefully there's someone at the CIA right now planning a little "accident" before January 20th.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Trumpocalypse 2017.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should start calling it Climate Destabilization.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

It's because all those dirty whores are only attracted to the assholes! OP's a nice guy. /s

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I love nothing more than my dog super excited to see me, then run off again, only to come back with whatever she found to put in her mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Bernie or bust" morons are what is gonna get Trump elected.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

It's the internet version of "I'm not racist, I have a black friend!".

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

And can we then invent a short, easy word to describe that sexist action because we come across it a lot? Good, so we agree. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Real inspirational MLK. Would you call someone who is condescending because of sex a sexist? 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I never said "mansplaining" was not a "gendered" word. That's the whole fucking point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure they are honey, and they're going right on the fridge next to your lovely drawings of mommy and daddy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure my penis already took care of that risk. Or is this the point where you're gonna tell me I'm emasculated?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Ha, I see what you did there, you copied a naughty word from the above post verbatim like a proper 4 year old would. Well done lad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

And my response that I already posted to the other guy about "mansplaining" being sexist:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"Cunt" doesn't seem equivalent to "man", but that's just me. But I won't feign offense as I didn't take any. Notch is being a manchild tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Realize you're saying this in a post about a billionaire feeling oppressed and throwing a hissy fit calling people cunts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Too much to type so here's an image with my words:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Because women explaining things condescendingly to men is not an issue on the same kind of scale. It happens, but it's not a barrier to men.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

... but it's a word that covers a phenomenon of *men* condescendingly explaining things to *women*. Specifically THAT.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

"Mansplaining" is a word assigned to a behavior that is very real, how is that sexist? Unless someone claims all men "mansplain", it's not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

If my comment downvote history is any proof, the only thing Imgur hates more than anti-anti-feminism is guys sitting to pee.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1