pzjohn

16 pts ยท December 31, 2015


if they want to know, they're not really a friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah but..... the other set of twins at Hogwarts, the "identical" Patil sisters, are played by entirely unrelated actresses. You're welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Minecraft house?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If your knees bent the other way, what shape would chairs be?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you did that with a Hercules transport plane, laid it out on a football pitch, the RAF would go spammy. True story.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asian guy for scale.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take my penknife, my good man.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Then you've never needed one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sculptor Auguste Rodin's funeral 1917

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please tell me that the smugglers were caught and flayed alive. Then dipped in vinegar. Repeatedly.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the stone work is the same, but the level of the ground is 6 to 10 inches higher?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they were North Korean that could be terrier.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're right. But any for which uses G and L is great. Golf, Flog, Gulag, Flag, Glib, Glare. How clever of you to notice.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flange. Where is Flange? Say it with me: Flange. Say it slowly. F-L-A-N-G-E. Relish the L and the G. ferrLanGe. Pure magic.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're all English, once we've said them.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

mo is our god.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's the chicken police when you need them?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Zebra, not Zebra. Jeez. Wait 'til you see our Pelican Crossings.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you eat them on the premises. Then they're taxable.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Sophia, Armen,..... Sophia.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Read these. Immediately scanned house for spycams.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sit back and watch the Karma roll in. You know it will.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0