puttrick

4612 pts ยท August 25, 2013


Because pizza

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess this is what happens when surgeons lose their license for leaving a sponge and other tools in a patient.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like someone is trying to make lumbar ladorsis sexy again!

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

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Where would one buy those helpful yellow poles? Should I buy a drone as well?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Get rid of her upper lip and remove most of her eyelids too

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Over 14k views on the left one! Jesus!

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Related to a Luke Wilson if I heard correctly

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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As someone who does CrossFit, I have an iPhone.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That'll be a degloving.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like the TV show The Neighborhood?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I could do that but I'm white. According to Wesley Snipes & Woody Harrelson, I can't jump...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Wow... The Deadliest Catch is really struggling for viewers.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We get it... you're vegan.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank god. The guys I worked with for a while would always leave work with bleeding gums/noses. Not the sharpest tools in the shed.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take care when working with MDF...it contains urea-formaldehyde.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends if it's reggaeton or Miami rap. It's all in the accent.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You mean "byeubyeubyeubyeeuuuuu!"?

7 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Actually it's @op's mom as the #1 best part

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Allah oooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahkbar

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like you could taste how he smells from about 50 feet away

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So yeah... probably me.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Before I was hired here, I thought I was pretty well liked among my old department...now my old insecurities are screaming back to me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I would gladly trade my ineptitude for theirs so I can be more useful than Helen Keller's drum set

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When hired into a new role, there's supposed to be a bit of knowledge sharing... especially when the programs aren't used across the company

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No one can go in the hole sadly...stupid religion built a chapel above said hole. Wah wah.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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