19126 pts · August 27, 2012
Five years, to be exact.
big girl here. Thank you. It’s always super intimidating and nerve-wracking going into a gym. Feels like all eyes are judging me.
Bortles!
Molotov tip #3: Make sure you yell “Bortles!” every time you throw one.
Check out Ahren Belisle Amazing comedian with CP who’s mute and used the voice app on his phone during his routine. Fantastic stuff
You always remember your first lime
Spin dry
Forbidden fruit roll up
You are doing the absolute best thing for your daughter. Taking care of yourself is taking care of her. I’m proud of you!
Empire Records
It’s getting much better! I follow his owners on Instagram, and they finally got a clear diagnosis and correct meds. He’s doing great!
I freaking love our zoo.
Lake.
Some friends of mine once had a dog named George. Full name was George Harrison Ford Mustang Sally Can’t Dance Dance Revolutions per Minute
And now he’s running for Senate.
*sigh* CAPTAIN Michael Cera.
Empire Records, for those who are wondering.
Confucius spray
My 4 year old neighbor asked me what color my dog’s birthday was.
Anyone else read the “nope” in his voice?
God, I miss those simpler times
Healer. Action, comedy, romance, suspense. Literally has it all.
Michelle’s reaction is fantastic.
Friend should have paid more attention in chemistry. Haha thanks
My friend doesn’t get it...
That’s an insult to tits. As someone who has a pair that her boyfriend loves, tits are better than the fuckwads who are stepping on them.
Librarian God is much quieter.
Well I know where I’m going to gas up my car tomorrow.
Listen, Linda...
I’m so sorry.
Five years, to be exact.
big girl here. Thank you. It’s always super intimidating and nerve-wracking going into a gym. Feels like all eyes are judging me.
Bortles!
Molotov tip #3: Make sure you yell “Bortles!” every time you throw one.
Check out Ahren Belisle Amazing comedian with CP who’s mute and used the voice app on his phone during his routine. Fantastic stuff
You always remember your first lime
Spin dry
Forbidden fruit roll up
You are doing the absolute best thing for your daughter. Taking care of yourself is taking care of her. I’m proud of you!
Empire Records
It’s getting much better! I follow his owners on Instagram, and they finally got a clear diagnosis and correct meds. He’s doing great!
I freaking love our zoo.
Lake.
Some friends of mine once had a dog named George. Full name was George Harrison Ford Mustang Sally Can’t Dance Dance Revolutions per Minute
And now he’s running for Senate.
*sigh* CAPTAIN Michael Cera.
Empire Records, for those who are wondering.
Confucius spray
My 4 year old neighbor asked me what color my dog’s birthday was.
Anyone else read the “nope” in his voice?
God, I miss those simpler times
Healer. Action, comedy, romance, suspense. Literally has it all.
Michelle’s reaction is fantastic.
Friend should have paid more attention in chemistry. Haha thanks
My friend doesn’t get it...
That’s an insult to tits. As someone who has a pair that her boyfriend loves, tits are better than the fuckwads who are stepping on them.
Librarian God is much quieter.
Well I know where I’m going to gas up my car tomorrow.
Listen, Linda...
I’m so sorry.