I stopped reciting the pledge in school in eight grade. I know.....I'm kind of a badass.

11 years ago | 5 1

SUPER AWESOME LOGO! I FEEL LIKE EATING GREEK FOOD RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

11 years ago | 2 0

Where are you from originally?

11 years ago | 1 0

The most dangerous jenga

11 years ago | 2 1

I hope you are pursuing a career as a carnie folk

11 years ago | 1 0

those are really good friends.

11 years ago | 1 0

please explain what the fuck I am seeing here?

11 years ago | 10 0

'roos 'n tha hood

11 years ago | 1 0

That's how I feel after a night of drinking tequila.

11 years ago | 4 0

.....swept right

11 years ago | 4 0

well, you know what ol' Jack Burton says........

11 years ago | 3 0

If this doesn't make front page I will be so upset

11 years ago | 2 0

Baloney is gross

11 years ago | 2 2

Well considering that you are the alpha AND the omega, I will have to take your word for it.

11 years ago | 2 0

Dammit God, why do you always have to be so serious.

11 years ago | 9 0

......did you call her?

11 years ago | 3 0

I was referring to penis and that if you tried you could probably find one anywhere that you looked. Including church.

11 years ago | 1 0

That's okay. I gave myself a little chuckle and that's what's really important.

11 years ago | 1 0

I tell my girlfriend that is illegal all the time, but she still does it anyway.

11 years ago | 8 1

I know a place you can go to get many things to help you out with that. Its called a bar. Or coffee shop.....or church.

11 years ago | 2 1

Apparently she just won something.

11 years ago | 1 0

That seems kinda mean

11 years ago | 4 3

I am pretty sure vapor trails were the main culprit.

11 years ago | 3 0

Dudue I work with had his car cath fire on his way home after getting oil change at jiffy lube. They Suck.

11 years ago | 1 0

BLASPHEMER!

11 years ago | 4 0

is that your coworker? She is hot

11 years ago | 9 1