prtfvr

6230 pts · June 20, 2016


I can hear this gif.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

a hysterectomy? My tubes are tied. I have 3 kids and it's almost out. Had it removed and doctor said it would have fallen out within days.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My uterus had all but fallen out. Doctor recommended a hysterectomy. Insurance made me get a second open. First question? Why do you 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Save the cat!

4 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

Let’s give those guys a rape demo and see how they feel about it afterwards. And if there’s a baby afterwards, it’s a miracle!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless the embassy is attacking you, leave it alone.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My boss asked me once if I just wanted to be a project manager all of my life. Yes. Yes I do. Stop trying to make me feel like a loser.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tails! NOOOOOO!!!!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gah! A waking nightmare!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chips, dips, and dorks. I love that guy!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This sure looks familiar.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who was filming me saying Putin was smart for invading Ukraine?! It was joke.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Umbrella Cockatoo killed my African Grey by ripping her beak entirely off. I've never seen anything like it. It was over in seconds.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It helps with my PTSD and panic attacks without being drugged out of my mind to get there.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to that person: You making an aggressive parrot there. And once again; I'm aware that I'm no fun at parties.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can catch a virus by being breathed on, sucking cock can’t be better. Just guessing. It means nothing.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's gotta go.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take 'What are blow jobs' for $800, Alex.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A galah is a type of cockatoo, just not that one.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised he didn't try to eat her just to make her shut up. Didn't she have a phone?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you find out, let me know because that bothered me too.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He’s great in it though.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tom Hardy - Bronson

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a lovely poem. How does the rest go?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sadly it will be a comedy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine has bigger horns but I guess it’s no the size that matters, just that she’s a raging bitch.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, they're never going to get crispy that way!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many hot oil burns.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about carpenter bees? They’re eating my deck.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0