protonjon

25041 pts · November 10, 2011


Maybe it was busy, so he/she was saving a spot for a friend.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Get a water pistol. Whenever cat gets too close, beat he/she over the head with it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stop listening to the glory hole.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As long as the universe expands faster than your waistline they should be able to keep their promise.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think Attack Helicopters are fucking assholes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably eatstrogen.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why is Eminem eating m&m's with Slim Shady?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reuniting orphans with their parents.

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Native immigrants

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think for his own safety, JFK should stay away from Dallas.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 3

Why not? The Beastie Boys fought for your right.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Or maybe a galactic tour guide for the super-rich

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's too morally superior to steal it. If he did somehow acquire money, Lex Luthor would swindle him, because he's smart.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you like good satire, check out Principia Mathematica. It's hilarious!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, it's "I'm blue, Aberdeen, I would die in Aberdeen. I'm blue in Aberdeen I would die"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Hot dog, jumping frog, I'm a cookie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope! Race War.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He was Joe Biden's straight man.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Shoot him a smile instead.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Some people just don't have an interest in Sci/Tech. It's not a bad thing. I'm sure they have lots they could teach you in other areas.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Met a charity worker at a party years ago. Apparently George had been donating large amounts and refusing publicity. Top bloke indeed.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably. I'm just hoping my nuclear bunker has Wi-Fi.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Imagine if Shaq, or Wilt had mastered this technique, to be as effective as Rick Barry.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

My favs there: Totorro, 3TT, Cleft, Merican Throwball, Enemies. 'Who Cares' was 2015, needs Cubic (Lite) and perhaps The Most or Toms Story

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not Xmas till I hear someone shout "Schieß dem Fenster!"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No way! Any fool can shoot an intruder. But stickin' them with a lil pocket stabby takes bravery.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She works harder than their cheerleaders every home game.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not enough big money shots.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Exactly!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0