protectAgainstNull

2770 pts · January 12, 2017


I did what I do so others don’t do what I did do. Doh!

That’s frikken Tucker Carlson lineage top right. Jesus!

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Jesus, they downvoted the shitOuttaYa. I thought it was aunt Jemima too, I’ve never known Popeyes chicken.

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Was here to say same. Arm girth says not their first.

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Advanced brains can theorize at higher levels regarding what to rub one’s junk on and how that might improve one’s life experience.

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Can you describe these breasts in greater detail so that I may draw a conclusion.

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Jada has alopecia, therefore hair loss not by choice. GI Jane was a movie about woman becoming Navy Seal, so shaved head recruit.

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I’d lie and say was representative of mosquito circulatory system to match mosquito statue.

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To lube underneath side of your treadmill belt. Long, flat stick you drip silicone drops on.

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That writer’s low key burn about a guy in a wheel chair being out of step. Lol. Nice.

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‘I’ll allow it!’ - Asian dude in sombrero in school probably.

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This question would only be revealing on a person you’ve known less than 1 hour.

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Look of someone who left dank air on Aisle 6.

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…or not to cute, that is the question.

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Am a dude, so pew pew is now pif pif. I can dig the vibe.

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One in the thoughts, two in the prayers.

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It’s overrated. Don’t let it bother you.

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Forbidden swirl cake

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My retirement $ goal amount includes dual zone AC.

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My investment in Continuous Glucose Monitoring devices approves of this message.

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It’s a trap.

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The devil has his feet on your ottoman brother.

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Classic self advertising. A ball of peanut butter around your promotion pill? Complete with 1 wrong pic to promote response. You get an A.

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Best part is jealous people will ask how you lost weight and then say, ‘..nice, maybe I should get cancer haha.’

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Watching him try and stuff the glove into pants is an udder travesty.

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Ken M’s alt account I’m guessing. If he suggests a brush up on Feynman and sedated string theory, I’ll know.

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...and Au is symbol for gold on the elemental chart.

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I would also like a floor rug burrito. Hold the sour cream...

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