prosocks

6163 pts ยท August 5, 2019


mostly a lurker, but I'll try to kick something neato your way when I can. send your best camping stories. or scariest ๐Ÿ˜

Haha, fisting.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@op Grats on remission! #fuckeverythingaboutcrohns My wife's been doing good with her crohns thanks to remicaid.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wondered the same. I'm guessing the midwest is why packaging usually says "this plastic bag is not a toy".

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

LICD for your work especially through the early days.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watched a chef attempt to "hip check" a falling knife back onto a table. Drove it into his hip.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Dont be a dummy, cut toward your buddy!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Is the middle part where you keep your tiny goose?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it said "high school soulmate" for a minute and got bummed out by nostalgia for a sec.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You never see them when you want to @op , only when you dont.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EQ had a place like that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo @OP did you take this video?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isnt there already sugar in the mix?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except this is a video of the stairway to the woodchipper.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh is that gum, can I have a piece?"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nov. 2020: "We love you USPS, thanks for delivering democracy! Dec. 2020: "Hey shitbags, I'm missing 2 of 48 packages I ordered last week!"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Preach.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lmao, no profit they just force us to do it for the lulz

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have ppl on my route like that. Written permission to leave at box in a rubber made tote, the customer provided, solved it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck Karen. RCA is the toughest job in the USPS.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

USPS here, co-workers make fun of my "Cop Knock". Say what you want, that customer is running to the door. Basement, shower, they hear me.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 in 7 jobs in the usps is currently vacant.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I give it a '96

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had me until I saw how burnt those eggs were.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never gonna be able to do that, since I cant afford a car with lower mileage.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dads buddy had to land through trees once in the 90's. Paralyzed from the waist down. Glad you had better luck.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whiskey.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And when you have both, you decide to have no kids yourself.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Squirrly Dan?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0