procrasterbaiter

5537 pts ยท December 14, 2012


Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the wise words of Lil Dickey, save dat money.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Affirmative. More upvotes for you sir

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for correct usage of confession bear

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The hiring freeze in his first few weeks would be pretty consistent with shrinking government

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'll check her anus

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's fake

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought that was a tit at first

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd put my tongue in her butt for sure

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Ill have you know graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Queda and I have over 30

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Love the comments here about you being a crap employee lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Old school runescape

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope this is a troll and there aren't really people that stupid

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why is that happening?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'd lick her butthole

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

And making my family think I abused her, which they all would have known was a lie but I had no idea she even cared about our relationship

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well she wasn't exactly thrilled when i broke things off (in a very considerate way) and made a few angry threats about making things up 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not living together though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No joke, this exact thing is happening to me right now... I'm practically being blackmailed for sex

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My old work had some that smelled like a spring meadow when you peed on them. It was amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a Sig?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She probably wants to teach you a thing or two

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I thought this was written by a small child

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should be a baseball next Halloween

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should treat them with mineral oil. It will protect the wood so they last longer and make them even more beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is why you should vote in local elections.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck this snoot shit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0