6387 pts · November 11, 2014
I'm probably a little drunk right now.
That lead poisoning stare
#Christians
Aw man I thought he was dead
Psst. Tell her to move to Oregon or Washington. Much better starting salary.
I hear punching yourself in your dumb fucking face cures Covid real quick.
I feel like the guns help tho
That one is so good! I felt bad recommending it this year since it is set during a pandemic.
1789
Literally the only time I use this word. As a teacher, I fucking hate this bitch.
I’ll never forget my best friend coming over to walk to school and asking, “Did you hear about the planes?”
r/sexyvelma
THIS is what I’m here for today!!
Home sweet home!!
It’s gross and fucked up. Fits right in!
Big dick carrot was not something I thought I’d see today
Nice
Next time you make rice use a couple of these bad boys and some olive oil. Thank me later.
A couple of guys who’d been friends since grade school?
Yes
Titty Sprinkles
You’re darn tootin
Look out for Scott. He’s a dick.
Practice safe hentai
Shiny
That lead poisoning stare
#Christians
Aw man I thought he was dead
Psst. Tell her to move to Oregon or Washington. Much better starting salary.
I hear punching yourself in your dumb fucking face cures Covid real quick.
I feel like the guns help tho
That one is so good! I felt bad recommending it this year since it is set during a pandemic.
1789
Literally the only time I use this word. As a teacher, I fucking hate this bitch.
I’ll never forget my best friend coming over to walk to school and asking, “Did you hear about the planes?”
r/sexyvelma
THIS is what I’m here for today!!
Home sweet home!!
It’s gross and fucked up. Fits right in!
Big dick carrot was not something I thought I’d see today
Nice
Next time you make rice use a couple of these bad boys and some olive oil. Thank me later.
A couple of guys who’d been friends since grade school?
Yes
Titty Sprinkles
You’re darn tootin
Look out for Scott. He’s a dick.
Practice safe hentai
Shiny