and surely your blood of your lives will I require.
Murder Kitty
you're a total pussy, remember that shit.
MRW people say "you're too old for Halloween."
I've always tried to be like Gomez...
screwing for virginity
Ireland excursion
banana.
The OG Magic Mike and XXL Magic Mike
Hail To The King, Baby.
now i really, REALLY want to go to Scandinavia.
WHY? WHY WOULD YOU BUY THIS!?!
metalheads can be romantic as fuck.
It's Friday, remember to buy the Goblin a drink.
home-made Leatherface mask
TIL same actor... although not same character.
MRW I read Ethan Couch isn't going to jail.
"Hump Day" should get back to its original meaning.
Yes, I'm agnostic. Yes, I think creationism is not only stupid but also damaging.
RELEASE THE BUSEY
i just bought my ticket.
my new hero.
the real Mr. Torrance
how i spent last night. probably the best v-day i ever had.
Instead of going to therapy I bake bread.
All Hail The Ginger Elvis
Dec. 16, 1961 - Feb. 26, 1994
saved a couple bunnies from my window well. i kinda wanted to keep this guy.
International Day of Happiness, Mister Rogers' birthday, AND a dead Fred Phelps....
sometimes you gotta spoil yourself.
one month of legalization: $14m total sales, $2m in taxes.
DON'T PANIC! St. Pat's is right around the corner.
my bet: not gonna happen in Avengers 2