The pope retired two days ago
The Ball doesn't like me.
"Sorry my horse ate your kid"
MRW the acid kicks in
PIZZA IN THE WILD - JONPAUL DOUGLASS
MRW I get asked if dwarves have small penises
Reddit Short Story: "Interviewer chuckles" by DorylusAtratus
It's just wrong.
MRW I put my new merino wool socks on
I took a photo of the cutest plum