pretendingimcreative

348 pts ยท July 13, 2016


Just your average girl who loves dank memes, dark humor and using pizza to fill the void.

That upvote has stood the test of time. They sure don't make them like that anymore

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A random stranger named Soup offered me weed outside my hotel less than an hour ago

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's gorgeous and you look beautiful wearing it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And it's currently raining again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would suggest maybe something with carbs like granola. You're gonna get the runs w/ that much fruit

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yet another dog with far more talent and coordination than I can ever hope to possess

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're poor boy! So lucky he didn't colic with such a drastic change. So glad you got him back without too much damage.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never understood why any guy would have an issue with buying any feminine product. No cashier is going to think it's for personal use.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A yes... another cute dump of couple stuff to solidify my sadness as I walk into the abyss forever alone

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just have to register a Starbucks card either online or with the app. You earn the gold card by earning points when you pay with it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who is that girl I see Staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show Who I am inside?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You'd better get those in proper color order. Roygbiv

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her hand looks like a claw machine... except for actually being able to hold onto something

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would take that a step further and say that if someone had to serve time that they have to serve just as much, for the time they stole

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I bet those guys could give one hell of a back rub

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one bothered by her pony tail transition

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of low quality bull s#@t porridge you get when some pleb try's to copy onlyporridge. Not porridge enough!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Polly want an upvote? Pretty birds always get upvotes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This porridge is far too dry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But like how bad did that smell though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think she was hoping that it wouldn't poop on her

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where do you live to produce such Disney princess adventures? I want to come visit lol

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Beattie larvae assuming you found them in the soil. Would help to know where you found them. If they were in your pot DO NOT smoke it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We call that lumbersexual

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would share a pizza with that crazy Aus any day. Take my upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Get rid of him. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry you have to go through this op. My brother was an addict for years so I understand how your feeling. Lmk if you ever need to vent.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Legit just saw that commercial on Hulu

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She says thank you

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