prepareyourbutt

53682 pts ยท July 25, 2014


I am a Lord of kitties. Sadly kitties do not care much for titles.

And public transportation system

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

*gets woken up by kids

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Text literally says he was accused of sexual assault

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 20

The selfish driver...parking...in their own garage...

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

An old joke that stopped being funny decades ago

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Shut the fuck up for continuously dealing with verbal abuse, shit hours, and trying to help a general populace that hates you"

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Inflation from the crazy amount of spending from stimulus to keep the country afloat? The gas from everyone driving again after shutdowns?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We have /s but instead you insist in a winky face which is more karen if anything ;)

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cause thats what parents do - watch kids 24/7 nevermind chores, work, eating, existing and what not

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You're about to cross some fuckin' lines"

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Its possible the wife had long gotten over it but hey dads gotta stick to his guns.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dudes also got a masters and researched his investments. He was already NBA rich but managed to multiply it off of a decent business sense

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

they've been popular in heavily Asian areas since the 90s. Used to hang out in Boba shops in jr high

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So thats what kept action parks loop from succeeding...just needed lube

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Buried my dad at age 23 and I swear I'm gonna outlive my mom if it kills me. Wait

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Married with kids but still living with mom. No shame the house was empty when dad passed and mom likes the babies. Also I don't have 5 mil.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Final Space - I use a VPN to watch on Netflix japan

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Which is funny since newborns are on a three hour feeding schedule regardless so you ain't sleeping more than that

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This statement wouldn't work even if we weren't in a pandemic where everyone is fucked

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Not really...i bet they'll be waving their trump flags all the way to 2024

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had 4 years to prove otherwise but you've faithfully stayed by sir cheetoh in chief so...

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-54053811 one of the ca wildfires caused by a gender reveal party

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Private business so they've got the right to tell you to fuck right off too. Manager was in support of OP

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

like you've ever cared about people getting shot in Chicago unless its to troll racial injustice posts

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Anal is still on the table though?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0