prattlepro

31598 pts · November 11, 2018


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This is the first time zebra camouflage has made sense to me. I’ve heard about it, but could never visualize it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You have the right to bear arms, not fire arms.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Russian gov has been and is absolute shit, but they have intimidatingly luxurious (not quite the right word, regal maybe?) gov buildings.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But 9 out of 10 dentists recommend an electric toothbrush!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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My white 78yo widowed grandma asked me who that ‘tall glass of water’ was. I’m concerned she is a sexual anarchist. /S

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4 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Send more noods!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ain’t getting no kickbacks from a bus

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why doesn’t the orange one, the largest of the fruit, not simply eat the other fruits?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That right there is a naked shore crab.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I’m gonna quit smoking for good this year. Now I will smoke for evil.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next up at 11, herding dogs like to herd things. Who knew?

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Are you trying to tell me you don’t like an unlimited military budget and oil subsidies! Dang commie!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

The safety net friend

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You’re not my supervisor!

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Picture someone of average intelligence. 50% of the population is less intelligent….

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I prefer three squares a day

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m a shit chef. This book would probably help.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a FEATURE!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By, for, or about?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, we did this in English too. What did y’all think sloth means?

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Like the no one loves me kid?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One star: I ordered this and all I got was two sticks!

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