13135 pts · November 14, 2014
No, but thank you for asking.
Once. I bet I could do it once before being cooked alive
Me and the boys when the buffet opens
You had me at hello, you piece of shit
Yeah well, I got up off the couch today without first scooting my butt to the edge of the seat so...
Ffs a girl can't even walk down the street anymore! 😔
Man-Maaaaaaan
Tesla sells those leashes for $40k
#13 SLYTHERIN
The comment was posted FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
It's those 2 guys from college, still wrapping up that last round of hacky sack before going to class...
My new is Truk, Mike Truk. And this is my associate, Mr Bobson Dugnutt. If you don't mind, we have a few questions for you...
Great skills but, now what?
They can go all over the world in one night. A train isn't even a warm up!
It's winamp from an ancient civilization
The Mistletoe Secret? Is that like Hallmark After Hours?
Juuuust remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving...and revolving at nine hundred miles an hour....
RING OUT
Year 4, Day 1?
Cisco, wasn’t it? They had a product called iPhone at the time. Some kind of voip thing?
banana
YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE TO THAT POST
Sometimes that move backfires. Can confirm.
This door swings both ways
This is exactly how it feels when you love a post that’s dying in usersub. I love you and I love day drinking
This dry as a bone. It’s like you don’t even care!
Once. I bet I could do it once before being cooked alive
Me and the boys when the buffet opens
You had me at hello, you piece of shit
Yeah well, I got up off the couch today without first scooting my butt to the edge of the seat so...
Ffs a girl can't even walk down the street anymore! 😔
Man-Maaaaaaan
Tesla sells those leashes for $40k
#13 SLYTHERIN
The comment was posted FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
It's those 2 guys from college, still wrapping up that last round of hacky sack before going to class...
My new is Truk, Mike Truk. And this is my associate, Mr Bobson Dugnutt. If you don't mind, we have a few questions for you...
Great skills but, now what?
They can go all over the world in one night. A train isn't even a warm up!
It's winamp from an ancient civilization
The Mistletoe Secret? Is that like Hallmark After Hours?
Juuuust remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving...and revolving at nine hundred miles an hour....
RING OUT
Year 4, Day 1?
Cisco, wasn’t it? They had a product called iPhone at the time. Some kind of voip thing?
banana
YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE TO THAT POST
Sometimes that move backfires. Can confirm.
This door swings both ways
This is exactly how it feels when you love a post that’s dying in usersub. I love you and I love day drinking
This dry as a bone. It’s like you don’t even care!