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26476 pts · August 29, 2013


Toby Jones was quickly replaced by Kristofer Hivju.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's rock salt, you fool! And if you're going to do this, you scrub it completely clean with wire wool first, sheesh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

MERMEN! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(PATENT PENDING)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What bikes really need are sensors on the seat and handlebars that glow red if a car gets too close, so as a driver, I can see if I'm safe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Evidently it's in the top-ten most endangered-due-to-illegal-pet-trade animals on earth. Good job, OP.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Did Tim Curry even dance? I don't recall Curry dancing. ...at least, not in IT... I mean, I'll NEVER forget

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Just a splash of Milk of the Poppy and I'm good for a morning!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All thanks to Combine Technology!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need to compare them to Hydrox!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come home to the unique flavor of breaking the Grand Illusion. Come home to Simple Rick's.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Whatever you do, don't think about how delicious a hot throbbing cock is."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...you see... because Yondu FOUND his family, and it was broken, but still good. Yup, still good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a Bikini. America didn't begin testing the Atomic Bomb at Bikini Atoll until 1946. It's a Zweiteiliger Badeanzug in 1943.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Maybe if China gave Japan a tree, Japan would finally feel bad about the Rape of Nanking?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll bet Normal Human Ted Cruz "like"s this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohana means I'm Mary Fuckin' Poppins, Y'all!

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Maybe they took a trip to Wrangel Island, eh? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That one shrimp is totally singing "Be Our Guest!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google completely rebooted its Android phone program when the iPhone came out, because Android was aimed at Blackberry, and sucked HARD.

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

It's funny how, what worked for Riker, failed spectacularly for Data. And let's not even get started on Doctor Crusher's beard.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The New Star Trek caters to people who believe they should be important because their daddy worked very hard. A Frat Boy's idea of sci-fi.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Microsoft is a huge software innovator. Why did Europe sue them for monopolizing practices? Oh right, they were MONOPOLIZING. Qualcomm too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank goodness OP wasn't a Vietnamese dude.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now do one with the Mexican Eagle!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You know you're old when you think "man, look at those ankle braces. It's gotta be tough on that girl to be that tall."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP RICKON

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did ME:A model actual actor's faces with mocap and 3d scanning of pores for the normal map?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This from the guy who got high to escape the stress of his failing marriage. Age wears everyone down, even the kiddoes. Life's a bitch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At this point—if he ever gets ill enough—I hope to god he's got this written up as a novella so he can release it as some postmortem closure

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0