postapocalyptic

3953 pts · June 14, 2013


This is my public profile. I ought to write something about myself darn it!

My sweetie had to do this one time for a black snake who swallowed the dummy ceramic egg from the nest in our chicken house. They swallow the egg whole and then break it once it's down the hatch, but this one wouldn't break and poor snake couldn't wiggle out of the chicken house the way he came in. Once the dummy egg got squeezed out the snake went on its way apparently unharmed by the ordeal.

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When Eunice gets dragged from the ballroom in What's Up Doc!

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New Wrigley's gum commercial.

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Caught him some more reverse mortgage customers.

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My son and his wife are schoolteachers in Switzerland. Highly respected, and they are paid as well as RNs are in the US.

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I think the rods with pins part happens later in the hospital.

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Ketamine™

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I told you so....

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"Tired" Both him and his dad's truck.

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Chinese Mastiff. Think 4 chows combined to make one immense chow.

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Our CA musician son is now a public high school teacher in Basel. Wasn't easy to get residency, certification, etc. He's paid handsomely.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I pronounce it "immature".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like having a friend who's barely survived a few hellacious motorcycle accidents tell you about this sweet new bike he's getting....

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Why don't they put it in its own museum? The Louvre would be a much nicer place without it.

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Dave Berg! When I was a kid in the 60s & 70d Mad Magazine was how I learned about the world. That and my big brother's Frank Zappa records.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make the world great again you mean?

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Thanks! That's pretty close to how I did it, maybe not as many ingredients. Do score the rind on the pork belly before cooking.

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Dog tragically trapped in the body of a Pug.

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Unless it's one of those Asian mastiffs. Looks like a Chow except 3x bigger. First time I met one I was speechless.

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Remember them? Hell, they're still stuck in my head!

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"You ask why I don't live here? Man, how come you don't move?" (Maggie's Farm by Bob Dylan)

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In that last pic they look like a pair of knees with faces.

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Just turn the dial way down for an epic drum solo!

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Mitt Romney would be particularly terrifying.

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First there's a written test, then a pole test.

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