100 pts · June 7, 2017
100% of half of it is true. Confirmed, as an American
Dang it. I deserve this. Maybe ... maybe I just wanted source so I got more incredible stories! No...all lies!!
I am constantly forgetting this!!
Why do hubbies out there think their wives don’t want to smash?? I’ll never understand.
Source seems necessary
Playing banjo
Titties
There’s gotta be a zipper going all the way up the crack
Blood wood is a real bastard to work too
Having never reached grace, due to all the failures, I wouldn’t know!
Failing with grace is the only way to do it. But it takes so much practice to get it right!
Always upvote Anna
That ain’t no blackhead
Always!!
And throws it over the bridge
I keep reading this as “in canvas”
Never cheat on this woman
Enjoy smelling all the farts
David Blaine just keeps blowing my mind
No. I asked for a sandwich.
Bitter melon???
That's it, Chewbaca, take that big ol ding-a-ling
I have no idea..never been invited to one
Drink in the homophobia and mysogyny.
100% of half of it is true. Confirmed, as an American
Dang it. I deserve this. Maybe ... maybe I just wanted source so I got more incredible stories! No...all lies!!
I am constantly forgetting this!!
Why do hubbies out there think their wives don’t want to smash?? I’ll never understand.
Source seems necessary
Playing banjo
Titties
There’s gotta be a zipper going all the way up the crack
Blood wood is a real bastard to work too
Having never reached grace, due to all the failures, I wouldn’t know!
Failing with grace is the only way to do it. But it takes so much practice to get it right!
Always upvote Anna
That ain’t no blackhead
Always!!
And throws it over the bridge
I keep reading this as “in canvas”
Never cheat on this woman
Enjoy smelling all the farts
David Blaine just keeps blowing my mind
No. I asked for a sandwich.
Bitter melon???
That's it, Chewbaca, take that big ol ding-a-ling
I have no idea..never been invited to one
Drink in the homophobia and mysogyny.