plingplinggoesmydingding

39988 pts ยท December 30, 2016


School officials "discover"

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hey i have been to his restaurant! So this is where he gets his steaks from

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hope he spends that 1 year among people who know that he raped a 5 yr old. And he gets what pedos get in prison

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This thought came to my mind 3 mins after i read what imposter syndrome was. But boy was i at the top of the world for those 3 mins

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are scraping the bottom of the barrel when THAT Trump is one of your speakers

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Time, money and energy. Wait till you get old and have the time and money

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope Dee Snyder goes medieval on their asses like he did with the congress and Tipper Gore

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Somehow every fuckup and shady rule can be traced back to Ronald 'the fucking racist' Reagan

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its good to be the king- Mel Brooks

3 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 2

Sorry to burst your bubble. He is not a 'dime a dozen' murderer. He is a COWARD and a murderer

3 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 5

Idiot-aho

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its known why he cant do anything. Gun lobby warms his pockets. But whats surprising is that these kinda people get elected again and again!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MTG is such a unique character that whoever you compare her to, is insulted

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its a rat race, even if you win you are still a rat ๐Ÿ˜”

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lets have actual pics and not jinx it before it happens for real. The pessimist in me says, its never gonna happen ๐Ÿ˜”

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genuine question: was it worth the effort or you went, "next time I'll just pop in to the supermarket to get one" after you were done?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#2 that's someone who doesnt have to go to work from Monday

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Basic kinda looks awesome tbh

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know, the Turtle, Moscow Mitch

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Turtles but i dislike The Turtle

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alternate universe sure looks great

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 all the replies were hilarious but this one is brutal

3 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 3

I think the funniest was DJ Khaled. Started giving up from wing 1

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alpha male in his name-as Ayn Rand once said, "quest for self respect is the proof for lack of it"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've taken the first step. Bought yoga pants. Super flexibility here I come

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1