996 pts · May 4, 2013
Send me pictures of your dogs.
I had a co-worker who did this at work happy hours. No, Kristen, I’m having Sprite because I have a migraine and I have a long drive. Also shut the hell up and mind your own business.
Same. I did an all day, grueling and stressful group interview at a tech company and they never let me know that I didn’t get the job.
I think #1 is my friend’s ex boyfriend ?
Is this heaven?
My fat ass thought this was candy
When he makes me laugh
And the states with the most restrictive bans on abortion
Is that a promise?
Heck the police
He looks like he’s really bad at sex but he thinks he’s good at it
Over/under on how many of these asshats identify as uncles
I just keep Halloween decorations up all year round
They are the people equivalent of polyester
It’s worse if you have an astigmatism
We deserve UGLY girls!
So long and thanks for all the fish
Damn. Should I be Android 18 for Halloween?
Legally mandated vasectomies for all!
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Yeah why are they dressed like little brides?
I don’t like summer much but I do love wearing a good sundress
Damnit who is cutting onions near me
I got sent to the principal’s office because I said Jesus was kinda hot ??♀️
I had a co-worker who did this at work happy hours. No, Kristen, I’m having Sprite because I have a migraine and I have a long drive. Also shut the hell up and mind your own business.
Same. I did an all day, grueling and stressful group interview at a tech company and they never let me know that I didn’t get the job.
I think #1 is my friend’s ex boyfriend ?
Is this heaven?
My fat ass thought this was candy
When he makes me laugh
And the states with the most restrictive bans on abortion
Is that a promise?
Heck the police
He looks like he’s really bad at sex but he thinks he’s good at it
Over/under on how many of these asshats identify as uncles
I just keep Halloween decorations up all year round
They are the people equivalent of polyester
It’s worse if you have an astigmatism
We deserve UGLY girls!
So long and thanks for all the fish
Damn. Should I be Android 18 for Halloween?
Legally mandated vasectomies for all!
Yeah why are they dressed like little brides?
I don’t like summer much but I do love wearing a good sundress
Damnit who is cutting onions near me
I got sent to the principal’s office because I said Jesus was kinda hot ??♀️