pilgriminprogress

5861 pts ยท February 12, 2014


i am quintessential mom. I love you and am proud that you're doing your very best. don't forget to wash your hands.

I like the bacon carsars ones and I add chicken to it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sucks. I have gotten pets without agreement, but the allergy is extremely slight and he's the grumpy dad that ends up loving them. I can't imagine doing that to someone truly suffering.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sent that one to my socially anxious daughter that sometimes would rather die than leave the house.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this my huaband?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it help if it was shared among democrats while laughing at the people who think that? And it's been in my phone for several years and I forgot about it. Either way, sorry to have ruined your day.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a contrary husband who doesn't want pets because he gets too attached and super depressed if they die. He adores our pets, despite the cat allergies. I did get a kitten one time without discussion for my teenage daughter because she was super depressed/anxious and it was like magic for her mental state. I stand by that choice but obviously its usually good to be in agreement.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually don't agree with the sentiment but sent the meme to my daughter as a, haha look what dumb things people make up. There's a lot screwy on both sides, but it isn't that cut and dry.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No der.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 *crow-shay*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither. Shitty poet that's Pinterest famous but I liked this one line because it fits my daughter.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't really buy into them as magic healers but she does have a weighted stuffed sloth that smells like lavender that she loves.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fixed! Thanks - I hate typos.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks! She's not a collegy person so it's vocation school that has lots of support. It's such a great chance for her!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But did you really shit yourself on a plane?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that will take me and now have a small group of great friends that I would have found annoying 10 years ago.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm similar. I like being with people but not if it's chaos. As I've gotten older my friendship standards are looser and I take anyone

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't even read this stuff it hurts my brain too much.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd leave it in the middle of spaces if I was super pregnant or have a kid buckled in the car and don't want to leave them.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thought it was a furry brontosaurus at first. I should go to sleep.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need to watch again with this in mind, but it could have been mom, not dad making the big bucks.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe even three times...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got hurt 17 times just watching this while laying in bed.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THAT'S how you take a bath.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hang my leg off the bed in defiance of monsters.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only spider I tolerate because they stay visible and don't make sudden moves.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me too. Or I just adjust it for the person driving.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder how contortionist's backs are as they age....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0