Dream reaching failure. Quit everything he's ever tried. Too old to see where he's come from in the tunnel of life, too young to see where it all goes. If this profile makes it to the front page, fuck you because I’ve never been to the front page before.
Still working on mine too. The monocled man is now a mute indigenous teenaged boy. How’s your 50k holding?
Charlatan!
BEWBS
I miss the vanilla version of this. Fond memories.
*Tythun
Fuck this post and you too good sir!
I’m 47. Love my job. Love my almost wife and our fresh son. She’s half my age and things are amazing. It can happen.
MAYBE HE HAD THE RONA, TOM
Remember what?
I saw your pee pee.
Uncanny!
Nice treasure trail. Did your aesthetician coif it for you?
Fucking record that shit for sure.
Why the fuck are you walking around like your pants are around you ankles?
In Canada we have the devils lettuce.
I call bullshit. They drunk.
Charmander!
Enjoy painting the walls at the same time! Weeee
ITS NOT A TOOMA!
I heard that if you rub shaving cream into the visor it may stop the condensation. Don’t quote me on it though.
My kids need this one. “You see these? Are they tumours or are they putting sound into my head while I wash these dishes?”
I should buy a bronco.
Ayup
Electric boogaloo.
RIP Charlie.
Cassanbruh
I don’t understand what I just read, but I want a refund on the time spent.