pickyhat

115 pts ยท July 31, 2015


I wish our local shelter had stricter guidelines, I personally have some neighbors who just should not have pets.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL bananas should taste like banana Laffy Taffy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dog was a family pet. Fucked up her arm pretty bad. You know what for? PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is no sand in playgrounds anymore, just cedar/shredded tire/pebbles. Yeah, dogs bite children, even happened to a cousin of mine. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two is the worst, so let's say two.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just tried it and can confidently say all the pride is justified. The middle slicer just turned some rock hard parmesan into curls.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why? I'm not Norwegian, why would I know that this is a cheese slicer? Where I live we have knives for that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if I don't have a backyard?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is incredibly helpful, thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That I can't disagree with. Tiny barky dogs have some fans, but I'm not one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh only to get more originality out of you, sweetheart. ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Whiskers rules our new neighborhood, he may not have claws but his teeth are very sharp. He's a tough motherfucker.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I moved away a couple years back, we had to leave porch kitty then because he wouldn't let us pick him up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What anger? I've been either bored or laughing the whole time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your dad was an asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Username checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, successfully getting people to waste their time is what I find relaxing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And so in going around trying to put down spam opinions you have spammed worse than they have. True irony.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Knitting is for grandmas. Considering I'll never be one, I'd better not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're the one who decided to write a 6+ comment rant because someone told you to STFU.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what isn't fine is taking an isolated argument and spreading to to people who are on happy cat posts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't give a fuck about human lives unless that person is integral to mine. If your nonexistence caters to my mood, fine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, spamming on other comment sections is super fucking rude.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tl;dr.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are rants that size necessary? PS stop stalking me. It makes you look butthurt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're new here, aren't you? Or do you not understand comment sections?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but only when a supervillain kills your family and you swear vengeance. Or you irradiate yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0