phranek

899 pts ยท October 31, 2014


Indeed I did.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pick a picture that would warrant a citation. It doesn't look like that car is doing anything illegal.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look them in the eye, show them your thumbs, and show them that you are in charge.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In America, conservatives complain if you teach about atrocities committed by the U.S. They claim that it's liberal propaganda.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 15

You see those assholes in Oregon occupying a federal building. They're alive. Tamir Rice 12 yr old did not get 2 sec before they killed him.

10 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 105

Put it on your resume as an unpaid internship.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

I love some good cankles.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

That cat is still backing up to this day.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm a nurse. We always work. However, engineering and payroll didn't so everything is broken including our paychecks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he wants their phones to die not for the people to get cancer

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

The confession bears have really stepped up their game in 2016.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Was it that point where you don't have whiskey dick but you're too drunk to cum so you pound away for 1.5 hours until you just give up?

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

4 different colored lights.

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

I would replace "narcissism" with "neuroses" but otherwise it sounds accurate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he is a professional.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Back before his beard bisected his double chin.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many times. I was also getting dressed for a party so I checked any clothes that I came in contact with.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That can't be the laziest.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I have never understood why people liked Boba Fett. Ooh. He tracked the Millennium Falcon. Then he died like a punk.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After Christmas begin the returns and the gift cards. And children are still on break. It doesn't end on December 25th.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Throw a surprise engagement party under the guise of a dinner party or something, then spring it on them. Or elope. Fuck them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything burns eventually.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for the Science! The cat is unnecessary.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In 1999, I stayed home because Seattle let the terrorists win and canceled the public celebration at the Space Needle. But I'm not bitter.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

I'm the big spoon or no deal.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Generally, I say that I wouldn't want any hooker that I can afford. No one should want a hooker that you can afford with lunch money.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0