phiya

35729 pts ยท January 15, 2012


Hi I'm phiya, and I am on phiya. Please put me out. PLEASE!?!

Four years later the tip of that finger is still quite numb. So I would say, yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, the RGV has some crazy girls, but lil lunatic takes the cake.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man the trolls are out, down voting because someone points out there are braindead people on both sides of the political spectrum.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$1,000 says if you did the same thing at a Hillary rally or equivalent, people would waive the flags too.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 15

This guy reminds me exactly of Jake Gyllenhaal's character from the movie Nightcrawler. Creeeeeepy.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@whydoidothisallday has it correct. They monitor the leakage, but have deemed it unnecessary to screw with it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

31 w/ house (4th), retirement, no tats, wife and kids. Also finishing Doctorate coursework in Nov. +1 responsible imgurfriend

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cost me $400K.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Houses in some places make me cringe. I watch like property bros and people be like, "my budget is $950K". My house is 4300 sq ft and 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"no, why?" I said because your bowel problems certainly irritate me. Anyway, 13 years later, I still have no tattoos.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my inadvertent insult to her. She loudly complained every day about her stomache, and I once asked her if she had IBS and she said 3/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trashy, so I don't get them. She then proceeded to show me her new tattoo. I didn't really like her anyway, so I secretly appreciated 2/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was 18 in college, my boss asked me why I don't have tattoos, and I said I don't know what I would get that wouldn't make me look 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is also how my son was conceived...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I initiate and complete sex with my wife while asleep. I have on multiple occasions been asked if I remembered last night. I do not.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I bet that dog used nair on his nuts.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

ROFL. I have never seen this, and it might be the best gif on the internet. +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thing is, that short is actually quite a few years old. I was surprised to see it on the new Disney compilation because of how old it is

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: You enjoy sucking cock.....?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I told you I didn't want to wear the damn mask. I'm Richard Dryfuss, I played in Jaws, OKAY!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the ejection port though differently cut, doesn't appear any bigger.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see any discernable way to tell this is an AR-10 not an AR-15. The magazine appears to be a 10 round AR-15 mag...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and nary a line did he flub.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

There once was a lurker on porn hub, who wrote poems while waxing his nub, profoundly he keyed while spilling his seed...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

shot out of his ass.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1