philphantom

580 pts · April 20, 2015


I never met a man I didn't meet.

He was eating dragon glass. Oldest trick in the book.

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He’s cool with it

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HEAR*

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The problem with bed frames is that they’re LOUD. Every one can get you when you’re getting laid. That’s is why I don’t have one :(

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You sir, have just made my day

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Ladies and gentlemen, mr. JAMES TAYLOR

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The mage is just a monk without leg armor. Wish they did this with kitchen tools.

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GO BACK TO YOUR HOME, BALL

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Texas. Cool sites, scary people.

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The effort it takes to secure clothes from the machine is much less than the amount it takes to organize them.

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Any Breast Milk is just weird period. After being an infant, do you need milk?

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In goldeneye, the bad guy strait up violates the programmer the moment he sees her. Bond sexually harasses the hr rep In The opening scene.

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Memes I will NEVER FORGET

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May the guilt fester inside you till you die. It’s only fair.

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I bet the Vietcong smiled the same way.

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His chest computer looks broken so I think he’s past that

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Pasta looks ready

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You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my real dad. Can you don’t?

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Yeah I guess spawn can fuck off

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Shitty tldr

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