48029 pts · February 13, 2016
Life ain't all blueberries and paper airplanes.
#40 TIL the Chupacabra is just a bear with alopecia
Oh, perfect 👌🏾
Doesn’t say you can teleport out. Make sure to bring enough product with you to sell and pay for transportation back home
Far,..a long, long way to run!
Am I weird for using my right hand? ?
Isn’t this how Sunny died?
#6 Tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why...
omg
If only I was as motivated as that very first guy.
Do women not become good friends?
I tried to learn it through Duolingo. It’s very difficult as a native English speaker.
With punctuation, it says “Tree? I am not a tree.”
Someone write a fanfic where Harry’s friends use Polyjuice to become him, then after everyone acts super sympathetic and he doesn’t know why
Lower those standards, dude! I’m getting SO much attention from non-consenting animals ever since I did.
That’s what she said
#33 I’ve been eating Bones and Hearing for years, now, and my celery and mushrooms haven’t improved one bit!
#15 When the girl that put you in the friendzone keeps inviting you to hangout
It’s about 7 degrees out, so I’m sporting a claysome, right now.
“Big nuts and bolts” is the title of Thor’s sex tape.
That’s too many layers for one foot, you fucking monster!!
What is this, a siege for ants??
“No, don’t go down there. I haven’t shaved.” “Oh, don’t worry, baby. I actually prefer it.”
As a kid, having a total $100 to your name is a fortune. As an adult, not so much.
You sounds pretty sharp
#RelationshipGoals
“I tried to talk it down, but it just jumped! I’m as traumatized as you are!”
Does wiping cream go on the toilet paper or do you apply it directly to the booty?
#40 TIL the Chupacabra is just a bear with alopecia
Oh, perfect 👌🏾
Doesn’t say you can teleport out. Make sure to bring enough product with you to sell and pay for transportation back home
Far,..a long, long way to run!
Am I weird for using my right hand? ?
Isn’t this how Sunny died?
#6 Tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why...
omg
If only I was as motivated as that very first guy.
Do women not become good friends?
I tried to learn it through Duolingo. It’s very difficult as a native English speaker.
With punctuation, it says “Tree? I am not a tree.”
Someone write a fanfic where Harry’s friends use Polyjuice to become him, then after everyone acts super sympathetic and he doesn’t know why
Lower those standards, dude! I’m getting SO much attention from non-consenting animals ever since I did.
That’s what she said
#33 I’ve been eating Bones and Hearing for years, now, and my celery and mushrooms haven’t improved one bit!
#15 When the girl that put you in the friendzone keeps inviting you to hangout
It’s about 7 degrees out, so I’m sporting a claysome, right now.
“Big nuts and bolts” is the title of Thor’s sex tape.
That’s too many layers for one foot, you fucking monster!!
What is this, a siege for ants??
“No, don’t go down there. I haven’t shaved.” “Oh, don’t worry, baby. I actually prefer it.”
As a kid, having a total $100 to your name is a fortune. As an adult, not so much.
You sounds pretty sharp
#RelationshipGoals
“I tried to talk it down, but it just jumped! I’m as traumatized as you are!”
Does wiping cream go on the toilet paper or do you apply it directly to the booty?