pharmfox

1231 pts ยท January 18, 2015


I think "Autisim" should be added to this list. There are a lot of people who just act like assholes and say "sorry bro, it's my 'tisim" when really they think its a security blanket to disregard social etiquette.

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IIRC side was going to fly a rocket into space which was his dream, it wasn't going to lunch properly and explode with him inside it. His wife risked her life to sabotage the lunch and save him. He refuses to accept the fact that she risked her life to save his in the original and becomes abusive but eventually comes to terms with it.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Clap and say "yaaaaay!"

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Uncle Buck played by john Candy

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

....my back hurts.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Records of ragnorok on netflix

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Turn two chairs upside-down.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My company gave me a chocolate bar that wasn't selling a d was expiring next month anyways.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of dog is this? Kozmo looks just like my dog Sammy and he is a mutt and I have no idea what he is.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I arrange animal carcass to look appetizing while they slowly rot on cold slab

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was here at the ren fair in florida last April, super nice guy and he's really funny

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something happened when I bought some homogenized milk. It came out as "Homo Milk"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your username an Eddie Izard refrence

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Womp womp

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Same, first week in my unit in the Army a guy asked me if I wanted to go "corn holing" and all the guys would be there... booooy did I look like an idiot when I showed up with lube.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've had similar experiences. I waited 3 months for a phone appointment to schedule a in person appointment and missed the call due to work and was left on hold for 3 hours until the call dropped... still don't have an appointment 6 months later

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Extraordinary gentleman (The league of Extraordinary gentalmen)

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I want some man sized meatballs.... meatballs.... meatballs. I'm a butcher and I say this every time I make them.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Then let me friggin train one of the other waiters or servers how to roll sushi." I make $11 to roll in South Florida

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I work 70+ hours a week as a sushi chef and get in trouble if I clock in a minute before my time. "The owner says you have too much overtime

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If found guilty, I think they should liquidate all assets and use it to fund a stimulus check to all Americans

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*skin walker

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Captian Incomptency!!!

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