phanorkner

2563 pts ยท June 17, 2012


And he's going to Mars (maybe)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I used to live in really NorCal, 6 hrs north of Sacramento.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but when bees find the water draining from them (if they get rained on or something), their honey becomes wildly colorful.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm saving this for when I never get this tattoo!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I ever get a bad Kanji tattoo, it will say "Dumb white guy" or "I don't speak Japanese". Then I can say it means whatever I like.

7 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

Plus, don't get your credit cards near them. Bad things happen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Southern Utah, where the dirt is red. Just like it is supposed to be.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the whale: ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This shirt brought to you by Capitalism.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I like these types of photos much better than the posed ones.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always wondered why half the voice talent was from Star Trek TNG.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the intro to the books makes that pretty clear.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I believe the quality of wax is also a factor. Better wax burns more completely.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 rubs a cloth that has touched drugs onto your hand. Great sniffers those boys. (It also hurts when they tackle you)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Trust me, those dogs can tell the difference and their handlers know that. We have a K-9 at my office and he alerts when his handler 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Either that or his owner is shrinking at an alarming rate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but nothing beats a good alligator cheddar.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They use the sound for pretty much any large bird. I've seen it used while showing vultures, falcons and ravens.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

especially in winter. Though this guy was probably fine since he has plenty of food in the summer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's illegal in most states in the US. It's called "Harassing wildlife", it can overstress the animals and cause them to starve,

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We could solve a lot of problems with that 100 trillion. Disease, availability of clean water, things that could actually make a difference.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's never a mistake to have too many funeral potatoes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My Boxador (Boxer/lab) just likes to punch me in the nuts. True story.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on how carefully they removed the wrappers.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, but you don't have to be a movie star to be successful. Show up, work hard, don't give up and anyone can make it to middle class.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

We get them in UT too. Especially between the Great Salt Lake and the Mountains. Always fun to see a trampoline take off like a kite.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should've called AAAA.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah! It's a closed system!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0