petermcjerky

57302 pts ยท September 22, 2016


"The moon landing was hoax"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll bet money that the driver is a pimp from space

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Zangief!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is no way you can make a better team then GSW, thanks for playing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Either something is about to burst or you really need to get your wisdom teeth pulled

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had a good six year run beforehand, it's just that parts ain't cheap

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They can't hear the sound of you taking bonghits then. Noice.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Always upvote jin yang

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dunno about his moves but that's a fine coat

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck your chum, thanks for the heads up, sport.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Butthole or GTFO

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could be Carl's Jr.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She better be holding McDonald's

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

As a straight ex vegetarian can confirm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how (gay) porn starts....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That parking garage strikes again!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fear not. You were not the only one amused as a child.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, this takes me back - the biological father played these records a lot when I was a kid

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bonghits and a long shower

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Pop it then, dummy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have three out in the garage

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

40, yo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can go back to jerking off on all the things!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A man's got to know his limits

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean while you dive around waiting for the bat signal to be lit up?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Only the finest life lessons can be learned there

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Misread title as 'cousining'

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pack a bug out bag just in case and call if you need a ride.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0