pel2na

139 pts ยท September 23, 2011


I'm an Animator, a Cartoonist, an Editor and a Screenwriter. Just about anything you can't make any money doing, I'm good at it.

Here comes Sandy Claws!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows Death only speaks in capital letters.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When a woman lies down, human breasts flatten out. Thia is silicone at high pressure.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

In California they're called Bott's Dots.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, is this an Oxbridge academic? How would you to come on our show and have yourself and your entire profession mocked?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If you see a kid behind a card table selling lemonade, you STOP and BUY A CUP. Even if its warm and overpriced.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

None of them read the bill They have AI or an assistant make a 4 page summary with bullet points. And she didn't read it

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. It's just a dog with some fl... ALL HAIL THE FLOWER KING!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who has had to abandon more than a few of my own dreams, I found these very moving.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No microwave?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's nice of them to give somebody with OCD a job, but trees in the wild don't grow in straight feckin rows.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I canvass in Iowa. We do not knock on Republican doors. The Democratic party provides us with lists of registered Dems and Independents. Our job is to encourage those who might not vote how important it is to do so.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Obviously no raccoons living in the neighborhood.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better than the "painting" videos where you can see a handler standing next to the animal holding a sharp goad.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I'm from Wyoming and I call Bullshit.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As far as all the lesser races, go to a right-wing site, see who they recommend, then vote for the other person.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Superstitious people would flip. 13 months and each one has Friday the 13th.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Okay, now do Windy!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 Professor Barclay should be dragged out into the street and shot like a rabid dog.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To our pets we never age. To them, we are immortal like elves.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's the over-under on that gag order? About 9 hours?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about Mordor? Or are there copyright issues?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like there's a little dog on the far bank pinching a loaf.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very impressive but fake. About 10 minutes time-lapse on the ground and 3 or four hours of planetary rotation

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toss some cheese to your Witcher.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see how this could work without a bar anchored in the ground for her to push against.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A thousand years from now, most of today's medical practices will seem just as quaint and foolhardy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wonder when the televangelicals are going to realize that the same rubes they have been living on are now giving their money to Trump.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0