peapodrees

866 pts · April 4, 2013


HOT GRAPES BABYYYYY

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Years back I told a customer I was studying meteorology and they said “oh my god I love that stuff! so like I’m a virgo.” Not even close...

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He is absolutely adorable!

5 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I think so, too.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As I read the last couple sentences, and my eyes began to tear, my dog hopped down from her chair to curl up at my feet.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bought this for my boyfriend. I laugh every time I see it, and I show it off to people just so I can see their reactions. I love it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck cancer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you think this is amazing you should check out sand art by Andrew Clemens. Saw one of his on Antiques Roadshow, and it blew my mind.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It does depend on what state you're in--for example, my state voted to block Medicaid expansion, as a result I (and others) couldn't get it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If you can't handle my worst of farts, you sure as hell don't deserve my best!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Yeah I remember playing with it at my friend's house. He had so many toys I wanted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AMEN

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone may have already pointed this out, but as for #8... I didn't even give anyone their food until they paid me first.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair... It was probably contracted out, so I doubt it was actually a "city" employee. Nevertheless a poor job.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My fingers are out of my contr--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Atmospheric Scientist in training here. Thank you for pointing this out!

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

BIRTHDAY BUDDIES! Happy birthday to you as well!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We fart around each other constantly, but we haven't had a contest yet... Because too many forced farts may end in a turd.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also maybe the sacks. The five sacks.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah! I missed that game, but I was curious when I saw they lost.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ah I sure hope so.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was glad the Panthers won... but I still felt kind of bad for Aaron Rodgers. It was just a fucky day for the Packers.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah I think I only did like twice when it was really old people who invited me in.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That makes so much sense.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. Figures someone would be keeping an eye on it, I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0