patrickknight

26731 pts ยท October 28, 2012


Every photo that's not a selfie is a reverse-selfie.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does that horse have horns?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I always think it's Niedermeyer.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it helps you out.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like some weird kind of fish.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He also changes shirts...watch again! (aw, heck, I can't go through with it. He doesn't change shirts. I was just bein a jerk. I'm sorry.)

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who keeps putting the bike bak up?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Police dogs, I think.

12 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 1

on an innocent bystander with children.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

I hope you're not saying it's a good idea for a person with a CCW to be disheveled, flash his gun, then make a false Allah reference to goad

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

And the Ten Commandments, amirite?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

This country was built on horsepower--literally. Let's bring back horses instead of cars!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First of all, story's fake. Second of all, I hope anyone with a CCW acts more responsibly than this character did.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'm the opposite on Forrest Gump. Read the book first and loved it, and thought the movie was a lesser, sugarcoated version. And no ape!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Flood's over, lady.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Yeah, ok, I'm in.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't tell if your comment is sincere, or a load of manure.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Why are you glowing?" says all your friends and family when they see you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just haven't found the right recipe.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lube what we've got here...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spicoli just opened his van.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The fuckers in 740 Park Ave et al are directly responsible for poverty and related problems that fuck up millions of lives. Fuck them.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The rich have the power to get laws passed that directly increase their wealth and allow them to keep it. No such thing as "equal" taxing.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Are you eating out of a urinal?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who let the fogs out? Who, who, who, who, who?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Random as fuck.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if you put someone on a pterodactyl, they have no choice but to be flown to the pterodactyl's nest and eaten by its young.

12 years ago | Likes 755 Dislikes 1

Their secret sauce is right out in the open.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1