I can pay rent..:-)
My date for tonight
A real hero!
Forget the metric system
What’s my job?
Amen to that
Not a repost; details in the description
The real Donald Trump for July 29th
Never forget!
Lego Claus
It didn't end well.
Performing here tonight. Wish me luck usersub
MRW captn kirk sends us a note
Great start to 2017!
I made a thing (oc)
First some raisin bran, and then... the world!
1000 yards stare
Upgraded my fridge:-)
This is what too much fapping can lead to... always make sure to alternate your fapping arm
MFW after a sad before work wank
My kind of party
Big mouth!
It's a scale not a gun
MRW I see a giant riding a mammoth
I had to improvise
Pc enough?
Me after someone stole my bike last night.
khaleesi
MRW I realize it is already Monday (haven't slept for two days)
Kanye West meet and greet with fans
A hot girl can get 5000 upvotes. How many can our boys in black get?
MRW my 6 year old niece tells her mom to fuck off
made me chuckle
fight of the century
Harambe?
when you fart in a public bus and everybody knows it was you
Just want her to shut the f**k up
the first time I won something
MRW I told her I like her more than a friend and she replied she is emotionally attached to another man
RIP my beautiful chubby princess
separated at birth
MRW The Mountain trips Oberyn and pins him down
When you have a great comment for a post which made it to the frontpage, but you know nobody is going to read it
Two beautiful queens with their natural hair color
Germany in a few hours... sorry for the bad quality
MR after I masturbated to an Archer episode(again)
MRW I am so drunk I can't say anything and people constantly ask me how I am doin
Was bored as fuck, so I googled it and this came up first...
MRW I take a shit and the guy in the cabin next to me starts to whistle the imperial march
MR for the next two day when I post something to usersub
MRW my friend (who has read the GoT books) is furious about a scene which is not in the books
Not even our planet...