parsonf

3400 pts ยท February 3, 2013


I need more unnecessary musicals

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao I love that abrupt "nobody cares" and then IMMEDIATELY moving on like that never happened. Perfect

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe he's just providing really great customer service!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I needed this +1

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy IT

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This kinda became about something else for me half way through and it's making me think.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you order same day delivery at 3:12 pm, probably

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Then why drive with your eyes open?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In truth, it's the opposite. Stopping these projects is endangering national security.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I grew up, we had a show called reading rainbow that encouraged book reading, and pizza hut had a program rewarding kids with pizza for reading books. Look at where we are now.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh fuck thank fucking god

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh shit my dog would be losing her goddamn mind at this

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PotaOS..... what's PotaOS, hobbit?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

big weed killer doesn't want you to know this

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this app is so fucking broken i swear

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"We're not voting for the right people in NC, wake up" soon he's saying we should have voted in Marc Robinson, the self described Nazi?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jfc this is extremely accurate get out of my head

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoa... "over 100 years old" was channeling Garth / Dana Carvey

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1. d5 h7-e5 2. e4 g7-g5 3. exf RxfxexcxQ=h1xRxKxgxNxfxKxBxNxbxRxa or something like that

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dang, that is a devastating opening trap. Decisive.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least it's not the square hole

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure it could kill me easily, but I want to pet it

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I wonder if they will learn anything from this.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At this point I recognize Panko before I even see the caption. Panko is adorable

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Actually, I'm not gonna do that, but that'd be really funny" I feel this 1,000%. I never actually do my funny ideas.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0