parrtay

5596 pts ยท April 23, 2015


Have you ever met a cat

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Infuriated rather than mildly irritated?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I broke a plug in while drunk in college, leaning against and sliding down a wall to sit on the floor.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Odds against?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I initially misinterpreted the title and imagined animals as little weird dumps. I'm glad that's not what the images are.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Principal investigator: "wait why are the grant funds so low?" Researcher: "Printer supplies... For important research stuff"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a link to what they were watching?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hungry for... a KNUCKLE SANDWICH?!" *robot dad laugh*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why was the disclaimer about sex necessary?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does the dude in 50 shades just go up to random women without asking and grab them by the pussy?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh who needs makeup anyway

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some do, probably not MOST.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Penguins can't actually fly though...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My face is kinda hurting from cringing through that entire post

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he only put the horizontal lines on the solo-i's, not the ones inside words. should just borrow those rocks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

by using this as an opportunity to sexualize and continue to objectify women's breasts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The point of the holiday is to protest the idea that women's bodies are inherently sexual and should be covered. Don't miss the point 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or is your goal to get on the front page?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A glad door? Like the ones on the Heart of Gold?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Milk is about $0.02 per gram of protein, whereas many protein powders run at about $0.04 per gram of protein

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mormodly?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Diabetus.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yep time to get off the internet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are gardening and botany specific websites for this...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Farm master"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I thought "bailout" said "Bieber" and it still made sense

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is so satisfying

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

do you want ants? 'cause that's how you get ants.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0