parpy

1527 pts · February 17, 2011


I like rats. Please consider donating to the Ottawa Pet Rat Rescue http://www.ottawaratrescue.com/donate/ Also, adopt. They're beautiful creatures.

They'll unflinchingly swear that the enshittification of life in America was ~actually~ Antifa DEI hires false-flagging something something paid actors in the White House and in his cabinet pretending to be nazis and trashing the Constitution to sully the REAL president and his cabinet's good name.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only 3km to that famous very Canadian city עOGRд. Just on the other side of the very real customs booths that visitors would be physically unable to pull up to. Yet more AI trash made to fool boomers (and at least 1700 smoothbrained Imgur users)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

AI BS. Good job farming updoots or whatever, I guess.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Summer of '64, JFK at the cottage playing Xbox with Jackie

2 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Trump's a fat buffoon; Biden senile; Trudeau an airhead, and Godwin's Law will ALWAYS be applied to our democratically elected leaders.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Jesus, I was legit baffled & that's the answer?! Bombs dropped -> altitude -> "remote"; pilot = an employee, sorta? Hell of a reach there.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

While it's Option + "=" on Mac computers to generate it, on Windows its Alt + numpad Unicode numbers. But all keyboards have = and / on them

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Experience tells me it's not an opiate or fentanyl; a guy on the nod has a distinct look and this isn't it. My guess would be ketamine.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Realtalk, the end of the military/naval restrictions on Japan is long overdue. China & the Norks belligerence towards them is unsettling.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

New timeline!: Greece holds a grudge against Germany and Golden Dawn reverses austerity, becomes a military juggernaut, annexes Turkey etc.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mus musculus

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is. 'Fancy' is more a synonym for 'hobby'. Victorian era rat catchers bred unique rats and mice for aristocracy to keep as a 'fancy'.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you're all alone, let him sleep in your bed.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Engage Safety Squints

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, wtf? The joke is that the sign used to read "Chucks Feeduck and Seeduck", weirdo.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

Me, hi do not know, hosti tabarnak.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Peanuts are nutritionally barren to squirrels. Empty filler. Choose walnut pieces if you care about the lil scamps being healthy and happy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Realtalk: It sucks but this had to be done, whoever made the call.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Home of the ISI? The de facto enablers of the Taliban? I'd honestly take my chances in the wheel well of a C-130 too.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Infuriatingly, Biden has put his hard-on for "regime change" in Syria on display. After this? Iraq? Vietnam? Libya? Can we just fucking NOT?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Oh wow I was JUST watching videos on datura. Your blooming flower is a dazzling beauty, but ngl my 1st reaction was "Oh god no the horror!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Word. The home invasion was unconscionable & depraved, but fudging facts for +1 emotional impact makes people instantly wary of a narrative

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If Chernobyl didn't awaken you to Soviet bureaucracy and image control, how many nameless cosmonauts made unsung sacrifices before Gagarin?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

yeah

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

War criminal Rumsfeld croaked today! I've no strong feelings about Liz, but excited for the day her putrid father descends to hell with him.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0